tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86049016758398354492024-03-13T22:48:45.692+07:00fictional mixtapeA 'Fictional Mixtape' is: A. an ongoing collection of seemingly unrelated short fiction; B. a thinly-veiled code to call in the airstrike; C. an arrangement of shorter pieces (or 'songs') excerpted from larger pieces (or 'albums') that don't really exist; or D. all of the above.Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.comBlogger214125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-31302559841858458932017-10-12T22:59:00.003+07:002017-10-12T22:59:26.846+07:00KICKSTARTER UPDATE NO. 2! WE MADE IT!<span style="font-size: large;">I honestly can't believe I'm writing this but in less than two weeks the "Return to Snakeland" Graphic Novel Kickstarter campaign has exceeded its goal of $1500. It probably would've been cooler if it came on Friday the 13th, but I'll take it, you know what I mean? Just amazing. The Kickstarter will still be open and accepting donations until Halloween, and me and Aaron O'Brian will be cooking up some new and exciting stretch goals this weekend. But thank you to everyone who has supported this project - I can't express how exciting this all is. Good stuff.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-71815373153552119272017-10-07T00:11:00.001+07:002017-10-07T00:17:34.753+07:00KICKSTARTER UPDATE NO. 1!<span style="font-size: large;">Well, all right! After just 1 week we are almost 2/3 of the way to our total funding for the Return to Snakeland Graphic Novel! Incredible generosity and support for independent comics - so much appreciation from me and Aaron. We're not there yet, tho, so if you haven't already please come check us out at the link below. Thanks so much! Jason </span><br />
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-4348207377334350792017-09-24T20:43:00.003+07:002017-09-24T20:43:54.529+07:00THE TINY, ELDRITCH PENIS OF H.P. LOVECRAFT<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">THE TINY, ELDRITCH PENIS OF H.P. LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">a play in one act</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">STAGE is bare except for BLACK CURTAIN and two “TIKI” TORCHES at far STAGE LEFT FRONT and far STAGE RIGHT FRONT. Instrumental DOOM METAL plays at a low volume throughout proceedings, not loud enough to obscure any dialogue but loud enough to be consistently audible. There is a slight smell of fish pervading the staging area.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Author H.P. LOVECRAFT emerges from STAGE LEFT. He is wearing a trim black suit and black shoes. His tie is thin and black, his white shirt freshly starched. He wears a mask made entirely of segments of lobster shell glued together. They cover his face entirely except for his eyes and mouth. As opposed to most Halloween masks, LOVECRAFT's mask hugs his face. A raw squid hangs from his groin, mimicking exposed genitalia. LOVECRAFT walks to CENTER STAGE and sits in a featureless chair, only making certain that he does not sit on his squid. LOVECRAFT has a very rigid posture; his squid dangles over the seat of the chair. He faces the audience and begins to speak conversationally.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Okay, so tonight we're gonna do things a</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">little differently. We're going to take some</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">questions from the audience. As you know,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">these (holds up index cards) were passed out</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">and returned earlier precisely for this segment.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">(Jauntily) So, without any further delay: </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Question Number One!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT selects a single index card, reads off the question.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Were you a racist?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT sighs thoughtfully.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">You know, I get this question a lot. So often</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">people will think this because of the name</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">of the cat in my story "The Rats in the Walls"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">or a few...(gestures dismissively)...stray lines</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">in "Call of Cthulhu", but the reality of it is...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">the reality of it is...(out with it)...is that I was</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">a dirty, dirty racist. It's true. But you have to</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">remember that my parents were racists, our</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">neighbors were racists...hell, even most of my</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">readers were racist! (pauses to think) Before</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I went to New York City I had seen, like, maybe</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">2 or 3 black people ever. So I didn't really</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">have a lot to work with. It's true, I could have</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">reached out more. (nods) I could have. But </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ultimately, does my racism make Tsathoggua</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">any more or less Unspeakable? (forced nervous</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">laugh) Okay, next question.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT selects another index card, reads question.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Were you gay?" (nods) Yup, knew this one was</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">coming too. Sure, I get it: Fastidious. Introverted.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Socially awkward. One known relationship with a</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">woman that became a brief marriage that became a</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">good-natured divorce. Of course you'd suspect a </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">beard, who wouldn't, you know? But, uh, the issue</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">wasn't that I preferred the company of individuals</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">of my own gender - the issue was that I did not</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">prefer...the company of individuals...of either</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">gender.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT gesticulates irritatedly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I had friends, of course, but...when it came to romance</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">or...physical intimacy, there was never anything there...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">except disgust. The meat-things and the fish-things...all</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">the same thing...secretions...small, bubbling...pink fleshy</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ridges...lips, tongues...holes upon holes...the smell of</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">sweat and other things...darker things...gill slits...perverted</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">fleshy architecture...seemingly miles high...then almost</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">microscopically close...a tiny nub...like a pencil eraser...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">hiding amidst the slimy folds...cheap imposture...(voice </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">rises) I, I cannot!...The Shining Trapezohedron...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT stands up, begins shouting.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">MY NAME...MY NAME IS H.P. LOVECRAFT!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I...I AM IN PROVIDENCE AND I AM SAFE FROM</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ALL HARM! I DO NOT HAVE A SQUID PENIS!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT calms himself down, carefully takes a seat so as not to crush his squid penis.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Whoa! Okay, there. Wow. (exhales) So you can see,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">basically</span><span style="font-size: large;">, that I was not really "boyfriend material". </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">And as far as raising a family - Woosh! Not happening.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Okay, let's just...let's just move on to the next question.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT selects a thir</span><span style="font-size: large;">d index card, reads question.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">"Is Cthulhu what you think a vagina looks like?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Okay, that's...(genuine irritation)...who put this in</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">here? I...you know, you try to be a good sport, you</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">try to answer the questions that are asked of you and...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">then you get stuff like this. Okay, well, we're just</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">gonna go ahead and end early tonight. That's all.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I'm just gonna go.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT stands up, shrugs helplessly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I'm just gonna go.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LOVECRAFT walks off STAGE LEFT. FIN.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LIFEBOAT ETHICS</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">a play in one act</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">STAGE is decorated with a BIG YELLOW FAKE SUN hanging from a PAINTED BLUE SKY BACKDROP over a set of FAKE PAINTED WAVES. From behind the WAVES up juts a BROWN LIFEBOAT, CENTER STAGE for the duration of the performance. The WAVES are moved slowly back and forth throughout, a basic approximation of the movement of the sea.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are seven survivors in the lifeboat: the CHIEF, the FIRST MATE, BILL, MILO, DEBBIE, WENDY and STEVE. All are exhausted and very thin. All are normal humans except STEVE, who has a gigantic T-bone steak for a head. STEVE only has a mouth - he has affixed two very large GOOGLY EYES to the steak to make it look like he has an entire face. STEVE sits in the middle of the boat with three other survivors on each side. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">CHIEF</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hey, Mate - how long have we been lost at sea?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">MATE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">33 days, Chief.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">CHIEF</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">And how many of those days without food, Mate?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">MATE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">28, Chief.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">CHIEF</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">28 days. 28.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">An uncomfortable silence descends upon the lifeboat. STEVE slowly stirs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Well, if no one else is, I’m gonna go ahead and</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">address the elephant in the room. After 33 days</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">you all know me by now – I’m Steve, the guy with</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">a gigantic T-bone steak for a head.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">All others nod tiredly, hungrily.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">And I can’t be sure of this, because I was born</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">without actual eyes, but I believe that most, if not</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">all of you, are nodding tiredly and hungrily.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Smaller chorus of nods.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I believe over time I’ve told each one of you about</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">how I started wearing these Googly eyes so that people</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">would have a place to look when they speak to me instead</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">of just a raw mass of red, red meat.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">More tired nodding.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Right?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">MATE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Right, Steve.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE sighs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">See, that’s so annoying, too. Me, always needing affirmation.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Me, always nattering on about my condition. That’s why it’s </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">gotta be me. I’ve got to be the one.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">What are you talking about, Steve?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">You have to eat me. You have to. That’s all there</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">is to it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Small, tired protestations by all.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">No, no, come on now, it’s true. My head alone has</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">easily the most meat mass out of anyone here. (pauses)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">No one’s gonna miss me. I’m not married; I don’t have</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">any kids. My mother died in childbirth – obviously! </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">(gestures at gigantic steak head) – and my father got </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">tired of looking at the squirming red weapon of his </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">wife’s demise after about a year. After that it was </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">foster home to foster home – and, well, you can </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">imagine the teasing but that wasn’t the worst of it. </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE shudders.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Other kids, foster parents, sometimes teachers! Always</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">wanting a taste. Always wanting to cut off a chunk just</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">so they could “try it out”. Always wanting to know what</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">it would be like.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE pauses, shakes head.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">You know, this could be good for me too. A way to give</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">my worthless life some meaning. A way to somehow</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">finally make sense of this insane, gigantic meat head!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE begins striking his own T-bone steak head.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">This head that killed my mother! This head that drove away</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">my father! This thing, this steak, this...meat that has</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">destroyed my life since before I had one!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE pauses, thinks.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Please, please, all of you! Look deep into my Googly</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">eyes, past them to the soul within, and understand</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">that to eat me, to survive, is not selfish in any way</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">on your parts, but in fact would be a gift to me!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE pauses again, overcome with emotion.</span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Give me this gift!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY waves her hands at STEVE.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Now, wait, wait Steve! Let’s calm down and talk</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">about this.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">There’s nothing to talk about. We’re not going to</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">eat him.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I didn’t say we were going to eat him! It’s just…</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">now that Steve has finally broached the subject</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">we...we really should talk about this.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">There is a long, pregnant pause in which no one speaks.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">33 days at sea, the last 28 without food. If we</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">don't eat soon, we are going to start dying, one</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">by one. </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(emphatically)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Yes.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">And after that begins, we won't have any choice</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">in the matter. At that point, we may have become</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">too weak to prepare food. We may be too weak</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">now.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(nodding)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">That's why you have to eat me now, right now.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Before things get worse.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">MILO</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(to BILL)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">He has a point.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(enraged)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Are you crazy? We're gonna get picked up here</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">any day now - I can't believe it hasn't happened</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">already - and not one of you is going to be able</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">to forgive yourselves if we eat this man and then</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">get rescued!</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">MILO</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Bill, I respect your opinion, but Debbie's logic is sound.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">It's amazing one of us hasn't dropped off already. If we</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">do ever get rescued, all they're gonna rescue is a boat</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">full of corpses.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">FIRST MATE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(shrugs)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">If the guy wants us to eat him, who's to say we shouldn't?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(pointing)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Yes!</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">FIRST MATE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Hey, Chief, what do you think?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">CAPTAIN</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I think that I am very, very hungry. So hungry. (long pause)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">But I just don't know if I can eat another guy.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Well, think about this: what if we just...taste him?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">What in God's name are you talking about?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Well, I don't know - if we just taste Steve maybe it'll help</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">us decide whether or not we should eat him. Like,</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">if his head just tastes like human skin, that's probably </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">not going to work. But if it tastes like an actual </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">T-bone steak...?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">All of the castaways look around at each other and at STEVE.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Are you okay with this? Getting "tasted"?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(somberly)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">As long as it all ends with me getting eaten, I don't care.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FIRST MATE shrugs. All the other castaways look at each other. WENDY is the first to get up.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Well, okay then.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY makes her way carefully over to STEVE, touches the side of his head gently and speaks very slowly and purposefully.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Are you sure this is what you want, </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Steve?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I can't stress to you enough how badly</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I want all of you to eat me, and if this</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">helps, then great.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Okay. (Nodding, rocking, psyching </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">herself up) Here we go.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY places both her hands on STEVE's massive head, and then takes a long lick. WENDY waits, taking stock of the flavor, then begins licking STEVE's head almost frantically. DEBBIE gets up.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Hey, hey.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE moves slowly over to the other side of STEVE's head. DEBBIE takes a couple of tentative licks, responds to the taste and begins licking at nearly the same speed as WENDY.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">FIRST MATE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">How, how is it? I mean, like, what does</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">it taste like?</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Neither WENDY or DEBBIE pauses to answer; in fact, both have begun moaning and grunting in an almost sexual pleasure. MILO gets up.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">MILO</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Okay, I'm goin' in.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(horrified)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">You're not going to...to do that?</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">MILO</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(laughs)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">If the Bear is hungry, the Bear will eat!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">From out of nowhere, the SOUND OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY is heard. MILO makes his way over to STEVE, places himself between WENDY and DEBBIE and behind STEVE and immediately begins licking his head like crazy. The moaning from WENDY and DEBBIE increases in volume and intensity. STEVE slowly puts his hands on WENDY and DEBBIE's exposed calves. They continue, unabated. STEVE slides his hands up the ladies' thighs. Both still continue licking and moaning. STEVE slides both his hands up into WENDY and DEBBIE's crotches. WENDY and DEBBIE immediately pull back, push STEVE's hands away.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Hey!</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">What the hell, man?!</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(agitated)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">But I, I thought you...</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">WENDY</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(derisive)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">This isn't sexual, Steve!</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">DEBBIE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(strident)</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">It's about survival.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">STEVE holds his steak-head, leans forward shamefully. MILO continues licking, unaware or uncaring of events around him. Suddenly, the FIRST MATE perks up, pointing off UPPER STAGE LEFT.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">FIRST MATE</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Hey. Hey! Look, look there! It's a...</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">...a helicopter!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">EVERYONE bounds up excitedly, cheering, laughing. The SOUND OF A BUZZING HELICOPTER is heard, SLOWLY GROWING IN VOLUME until it reaches its maximum volume hovering over the lifeboat. OFFSTAGE industrial strength fans blow fiercely at the boat, buffeting the hair and clothing of the survivors. Suddenly, a ROPE LADDER drops from the rafters. All the survivors begin to ascend: first the two ladies, then MILO, the CHIEF, and the FIRST MATE. BILL is next to last and gives STEVE a sickly smile as BILL lets go of the rope ladder and speaks to STEVE.</span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">(inaudible)</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL immediately begins punching STEVE as hard as he can in STEVE's steak-head. STEVE shouts but it can barely be heard above the over-whelming sound of the helicopter. Once STEVE is subdued, BILL leans down and starts taking huge bites out of STEVE's head. STEVE is screaming at this point, but again, it can barely be heard over the helicopter. BILL eventually sits up, his face, hands and clothes covered with blood. STEVE lies prone, apparently dead. BILL belches and begins to ascend the rope ladder. As BILL climbs, he shouts up loud enough to be heard over the sound of the helicopter.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">BILL</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">SHARK! SHARK! I tried to save</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">him! Shark attack! SHARK!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Ad infinitum. FIN</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<br />
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-24244113763220922602017-09-15T19:32:00.001+07:002017-09-15T19:34:23.957+07:00WELL, HELLO GORGEOUS!<span style="font-size: large;">Hi anyone still out there, Jason here, back for a bit to post some strange new things. Some one act plays, a couple of monologues and hopefully some interesting news on the "Return to Snakeland" graphic novel! Old friends, I'll hopefully be re-connecting over the next few weeks. Missed you!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-60820649428260502062012-08-11T09:58:00.000+07:002012-08-11T10:00:00.026+07:00"RETURN TO SNAKELAND" GRAPHIC NOVEL<br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">hey folks!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">the first six fragments of the "return to snakeland" comic are up <a href="http://returntosnakeland.tumblr.com/">here</a> - come see when you have time, and don't forget to scroll backwards for continuity!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">thanks, jason </span><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-90709767683390757922012-03-06T07:32:00.008+07:002012-03-06T07:45:30.382+07:00RETURN TO SNAKELAND - FIRST FRAGMENT<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C4x_aEkNbTw/T1VdD_IteDI/AAAAAAAAAH4/vzkbfQa7Efs/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C4x_aEkNbTw/T1VdD_IteDI/AAAAAAAAAH4/vzkbfQa7Efs/s400/Return_To_Snakeland1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716577625085671474" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LEQD2smqXKk/T1Vc7VbNQjI/AAAAAAAAAHs/okFQFbNXshM/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LEQD2smqXKk/T1Vc7VbNQjI/AAAAAAAAAHs/okFQFbNXshM/s400/Return_To_Snakeland2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716577476450009650" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A2YZnpHapn8/T1Vcqjwgv_I/AAAAAAAAAHg/7oKPnRzErcc/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A2YZnpHapn8/T1Vcqjwgv_I/AAAAAAAAAHg/7oKPnRzErcc/s400/Return_To_Snakeland3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716577188239687666" border="0" /></a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sR9WdWScTQc/T1VcZROFtCI/AAAAAAAAAHU/K3yhcriww38/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sR9WdWScTQc/T1VcZROFtCI/AAAAAAAAAHU/K3yhcriww38/s400/Return_To_Snakeland4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5716576891205694498" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /></span>All art (c) 2012 Aaron O'Brian.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0iHqY8xZBlc/T1VblExj43I/AAAAAAAAAGg/sGQ95IdK6L4/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland2.jpg"></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VbP6rh5ENYA/T1Vbk2SnrqI/AAAAAAAAAGY/n-jtq_qqXIY/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland1.jpg"></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AD4UDDX8QpU/T1VbliBMuiI/AAAAAAAAAG8/7YKu4lMUJO4/s1600/Return_To_Snakeland4.jpg"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-54972397151623347182012-02-01T08:54:00.002+07:002012-02-01T08:56:30.065+07:00GENERATION X / BILLY IDOL ARTICLE PUBLISHED<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br />Hey folks!<br /><br />Just got an article about Billy Idol's old band Generation X on Perfect Sound Forever - check it out <a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/generationx.html">here</a> when you get the chance. I'm really happy with the way this one came out.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-26177215363457058052012-01-27T05:15:00.002+07:002012-01-27T05:23:49.090+07:00WINTER BREAK / BUNKER TIME<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Hi folks!<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Now that Snakeland is finished, I will be taking a break from blogging for awhile. If you wish you can check out the archives, tho! Snakeland starts <a href="http://fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com/2010/08/return-to-snakeland-first-fragment_28.html">here</a>, Richie starts <a href="http://fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com/2009/02/richie-part-two-cell-phone-version.html">here</a>, and this is the beginning of <a href="http://fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com/2009/03/gun-crazy-part-one_21.html">one long poem about guns</a>. <br /><br />Paul Squires RIP.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="http://fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com/2010/08/return-to-snakeland-first-fragment_28.html"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></a></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason 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style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>“Honey, wake up!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>You’re having a nightmare.”</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >I rub my eyes.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>“Yes, honey.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>That’s it.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I was having a nightmare.”</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p style=" font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span 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mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >this is the way this story should end</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >by the time I climb up </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >to the roof of my parents’ house </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the show is already beginning</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >it spirals out into fallsville</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >as the first wrecking ball hits</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >a pulse of light and sound</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >a rumble</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >like drums</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >but this story doesn't have an end</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >hannah’s <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>murder never solved</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >a ghost of memory</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >not even a story now</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >told to frighten middle-school </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >fallsville girls </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >to stay on the "right side of the tracks"</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >jeremy janks released after 25 years </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >a halfway house</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >then a half-life</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >another slack, doughy face in a denny's window</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >perched over a rapidly cooling </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >cup of coffee</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the screaming skull of the 1980s </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >reduced to flock of seagulls </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >and thundercats clips on youtube</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >advertisements for mediocrity </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >into eternity</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >a clip of snakeland being destroyed </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >in 1994 posted there</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >its destruction coming </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >far too late </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >to be of any good to anyone</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >and </span><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >rand</span></strong><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%; font-weight: normal;font-size:12pt;" ></span></strong></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >tim</span></strong><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%; font-weight: normal;font-size:12pt;" ></span></strong></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >carolyn</span></strong><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%; font-weight: normal;font-size:12pt;" ></span></strong></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >and chris</span></strong></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></strong><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >memories frozen years ago</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >eternally teenaged </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >pictures stored in attics</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >graves untended </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >but for holidays</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>who remembers now</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >who cares</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >but that's the funniest thing</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >it should be obvious to you</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >by now<br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the only commonality </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >all the stories have </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >is</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="arial" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-4602145811487709132012-01-06T05:21:00.002+07:002012-01-06T05:27:21.880+07:00SNAKELAND TRANSFIGURED: SECTION ONE<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:relyonvml/> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> 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style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >lapping at the shores of the sidestreets</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >walk the curb</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >this side is lava, this side is sharks</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > 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hands</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >all washed away out and over</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >lapping up to lick the bottom of my heart</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >don’t fall in</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >strange echoes from the athletic field</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >cheers, curses</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >beneath the bleachers the beach</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >smoke-filled city-states</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >unwholesome and potent</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the fence</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >it whispers to you now</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >conjured from a circle of cigarette butts</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >away</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >away</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >red sky at night</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >red sky at morning</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >red sky in mourning</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >red sky forever</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >nine graves</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >voices stilled</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >sadness established</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >mysteries peeled off</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >layers of onion</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >thin last pages</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >all blank</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >whodunnit</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" > </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >no one knows</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > 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style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the streets widen</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >the air thins</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >they’re not breathing</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:arial;" > </span></span><p 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class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >-I know you can’t do it.-</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >I take a moment to measure the gravity of her words.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>-I really thought I could.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I thought, how hard can this be, you know.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Found out.-</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >-Why 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</span>–I understand.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There are some lies that are too big to tell.-</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >-I’m sorry.-</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >-I know you are.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>You’re forgiven.-<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>She smiles, moves as if to leave, then pauses.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p 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class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-40089920286485887342011-12-09T06:01:00.003+07:002011-12-09T06:04:03.113+07:00"SNAKELAND MUST BE DESTROYED!": ALTERNATE ENDING TWO<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:relyonvml/> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> 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style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">ALTERNATE ENDING ONE</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">The gang of kids goes into Snakeland and finds the deformed kid who has been using his dark powers to murder and suicide the kids of Fallsville North.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>When confronted, he explains that he was jealous of what they have, of what they were able to experience that he never would.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Ashamed, the deformed kid propels himself up to the “midget room” at the top of one of the silos and throws himself off, effectively killing himself.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Hoover states that this will be the last one, the “last suicide...in Snakeland.”<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> 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line-height:200%;Arial","sans-serif"font-size:180%;" >* This is a fictionalized account of some shit that actually happened.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All the names, locations, etc. have been changed to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. – JG *</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style=" Arial","sans-serif";font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" >EXTERIOR - MANSFIELD AVENUE - NIGHT </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="line-height: 200%; Arial","sans-serif";font-size:180%;" >Lightning fills the air, striking the peaks of the grain elevators of Snakeland. An ill wind blows hard across the expanse of Industry Row. A mass of leather jackets, the combined Punks and Heads (Hoover, D-Man, the Kid, Griffin, Guerrasio, etc.) walk forward toward Snakeland.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The weird, portentous sounds that open “Hell Awaits” by Slayer begin in the background.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="line-height:200%;Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" ><br /><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" > </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif";font-size:180%;" >CUT TO:<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif";font-size:180%;" >EXTERIOR - SNAKELAND ENTRANCE - NIGHT</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-size:180%;" > </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style=";font-size:180%;" >(REMAINDER OF SCENE MISSING)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: courier new;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: courier new;font-family:arial;"><span style=" Arial","sans-serif";font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: courier new;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: courier new;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-family:";font-size:12.0pt;" ><br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-20681567290926765432011-11-26T04:26:00.002+07:002011-11-26T04:31:02.125+07:00"SNAKELAND MUST BE DESTROYED!": SCENE TWENTY-FIVE<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:relyonvml/> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> 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mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">EXTERIOR - FALLSVILLE - DAY </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >This is Fallsville in the 1960s, so everything should be shot through various filters to give shots a fuzzy, prismatic quality like the Woodstock film or an After-School Special about the dangers of LSD. A GIRL and BOY, both disgusting hippies, dance in a field as the boy plays a pan-pipe. </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM (voice over)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>Apparently, there was this girl who lived in Fallsville</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>back then and she took a lot of acid.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">The Girl grins, pushes the pan-pipe Boy to the ground and falls on him.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM (v.o.)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>And she also did the bone-dance a lot.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">EXTERIOR - FALLSVILLE - NIGHT </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Still in the 1960s. The Girl is having a bad, bad trip.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM (v.o.)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>The story goes that she was already pregnant when</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>she tried the Owsley Purple Moonbeam, this strain</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>of LSD that would supposedly give the tripper psychic</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>powers.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Thing was, it didn't give you psychic powers, it</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>just made really bad things happen in your brain.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>It gave a lot of kids birth defects whose moms took it</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>before they got pregnant.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR - WOMB - NIGHT </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">A fetus, writhing in the midst of chemical lightning. </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM (v.o.)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>And if you were unlucky enough to actually be in utero</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>when your mom took it, bad bad things happened to you.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>And when the kids popped out…</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR - HOSPITAL - DAY </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >The doctor holds up a hopelessly misshapen baby to the Girl, who screams and hides her face. </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR - NEEDLE TRAX - NIGHT</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>Well, you get the picture. So the story goes that</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>this girl took her kid to Snakeland and…tossed him</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>in the water in the back.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jesus.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">That's fucked up.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">That's the 60s for you. The most self-centered, self-congratulatory</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">decade in the history of decades. (shrugs) If that thing survived,</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">some sort of dark power kept it alive. And it must be using that</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">same power source to take out all your classmates. Just </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">the same way it took out those two workers.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>(pauses, </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">looks around)<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>So what do you guys think you want to do?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(exhales) We gotta go in there, into Snakeland. We gotta</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">find this thing, fight this thing.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(scoffs) You guys don't know that place! </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">You'll fucking fall down a hole and die!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(pissed) Well, what do you suggest, tough guy?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(serious) We'll go into Snakeland, but </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">we'll all go…together.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Hoover nods gravely. Jim smiles.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Okay then. You guys better all get going </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">before it gets any later.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-family:";font-size:12.0pt;" > </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-31676222582774750892011-11-18T05:28:00.004+07:002011-11-18T05:31:32.989+07:00"SNAKELAND MUST BE DESTROYED!": SCENE TWENTY-FOUR<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:relyonvml/> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> 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style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR – NEEDLE TRAX – DUSK</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >Heads and Punks are packed into Needle Trax, all pointed at Jim behind the counter.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Guerrasio, Hoover, D-Man and Griffin are in the front row.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Jim begins, his voice grave.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Now, I know you’ve all noticed that your</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">classmates have been dropping like flies</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">lately.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There’s a temptation to think that</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">it’s all a coincidence, that somehow the</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">murders of Hannah Graeber...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Guerrasio winces.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(continues)...and the Janks family all just</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">coincidentally happened around the same</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">time as these last 3 suicides.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>But it’s not a </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">coincidence.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There’s something going on.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Something that started in Snakeland a long</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">time ago.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR – RAND’S BEDROOM – NIGHT</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Rand walks slowly to the window where the Snake is waiting.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR – NEEDLE TRAX – DUSK</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">(peevish) Aw, that’s bullshit.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Snakeland’s</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">just a place we go to party.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It’s not “Satanic”</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">or any of that other garbage.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">No, it’s not Satanic, but that doesn’t mean </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">that it’s not evil.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Does anyone here know </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">why Awl Grain closed up the grain elevators</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">back in 1974?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Everyone looks askance at each other.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>No takers.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Because at least two workers died in there,</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">also from supposedly “unrelated causes”.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim lets this sink in.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR – JEREMY JANKS’ BEDROOM – NIGHT</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >Jeremy Janks is sitting at the desk in his bedroom when his attention is aroused by a tapping at his window.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It is the Snake.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >INTERIOR – NEEDLE TRAX – DUSK</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >JIM</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Anyway, the whole Snakeland story begins</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">in the late 1960s...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">FADE OUT AND INTO:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" 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style="font-size: 12pt;">EXTERIOR – FALLSVILLE NORTH PARKING LOT – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Hoover and Caitlin walk away from the madding crowd and sit over to the side on a concrete barrier.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The PA plays innocuous pop music while the next band gets set up.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The song changes to “The Ghost In You” by Psychedelic Furs as they begin talking.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CAITLIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">So!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>You guys were really good! I</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">didn’t think you were gonna be that</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">great...I mean, no offense, but you</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">don’t even have a drum kit...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Well, yeah, it is weird, I guess.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>But</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Maureen Tucker from the Velvet Under-</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">ground played like that so...I figured</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">it was cool.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">CAITLIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I never heard of them, but maybe I would’ve </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">if you had made me that mixtape!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Caitlin grabs his hand and shakes Hoover, who laughs, but she doesn’t let go and neither does he.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>They sit for a moment, holding hands.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I would’ve made you one but I never</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">thought someone as amazing as you</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">would want a mixtape from someone</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">like me.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">CAITLIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">(shakes her head)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Why do you always put yourself down?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">(looks her in the eye)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I don’t know.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">They kiss, tentatively at first, then with real teenage passion.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>This is Hoover’s first real kiss, and Caitlin isn’t too far removed herself.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>They lose themselves; the music rises.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Suddenly the mood is broken by DANNY, a Head.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">DANNY</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Hey, Mike, why do you think that a</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">girl would want to kiss a faggot like that?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Guerrasio, Danny and 4 other Heads walk over.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Hoover and Caitlin stop kissing.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Goddammit!</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">I don’t know, maybe she’s a lesbian!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">The other Heads laugh.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">That doesn’t even make sense...</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">CAITLIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">(yells)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Hey!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Why don’t you assholes go find </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">something to do!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Hoover winces.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Guerrasio laughs ruefully.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">I’ll slap your face for you, bitch.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CAITLIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Ha!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I’d like to see you try.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">I’ll do it, bitch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>You just watch me.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">That’s it.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Hoover stands up, a man possessed, and walks up to Guerrasio and punches him directly in the face.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Guerrasio shakes it off after a moment, his face become a mask of animal cruelty.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Oh, shit.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Guerrasio begins whaling on Hoover, who fights back the best he can.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The other Heads cheer, and suddenly the Misery Kid, D-Man and Griffin run over with a bunch of other Punks.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Soon more Heads join the fray, and there is a crazy melee of Punks and Heads fighting all over the parking lot. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>“In A Hole” by the Jesus and Mary Chain erupts on the soundtrack.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">INTERIOR – NEEDLE TRAX – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Jim looks up suddenly from the receipts he is tabulating.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">It’s time.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">He grabs a cassette tape and runs out the door, locking it behind him.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">EXTERIOR – FALLSVILLE NORTH PARKING LOT – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">The Kid jumps up on the roof of a car to jump right off it onto some Head with a flying elbow drop.<span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">INTERIOR – JIM’S CAR – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Jim speeds along a Fallsville street, pounding the dashboard.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">C’mon, c’mon, c’mon...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">EXTERIOR – FALLSVILLE NORTH PARKING LOT – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">D-Man is chased by 3 Heads this way then that around a full bike rack.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">INTERIOR – JIM’S CAR – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Jim peels into the Fallsville North parking lot, right into the midst of the battling Punks and Heads.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Okay, here we go...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">EXTERIOR – FALLSVILLE NORTH PARKING LOT – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Jim stops the car and opens both doors wide, then presses “Play” on his car stereo.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Immediately, Metallica’s cover of “Last Caress” by the Misfits comes screaming out of the car’s speakers.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Slowly, everyone stops fighting to just listen.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Even Guerrasio, who has Hoover in a headlock, stops and marvels at the power and the glory.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">GUERRASIO</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">That’s the best Metallica song I’ve</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">ever heard.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">That’s a Misfits song!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">Guerrasio grimaces and pushes Hoover away.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All the assorted Punks and Heads nod along with the amazing music, some punching their fists, some starting to rock back and forth on their heels.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>By the time that phenomenal break comes and then the music slams back in, all the Punks and Heads are headbanging and slamdancing as a single great mass. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>They have truly Come Together.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Then the song ends.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Okay, now that we’ve all found something</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">we can agree on, we’ve got some stuff to</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">discuss.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I need all of you to meet me over</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">at Needle Trax as soon as you can get</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">there.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">The Heads and Punks look around at each other, measuring Jim’s words.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span 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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">* This is a fictionalized account of some shit that actually happened.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All the names, locations, etc. have been changed to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. – JG *</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;"></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%;">( SCENE MISSING )</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 200%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604901675839835449.post-14731626051979368942011-11-04T04:13:00.003+07:002011-11-04T19:55:54.714+07:00"SNAKELAND MUST BE DESTROYED!": SCENE TWENTY-ONE<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >* This is a fictionalized account of some shit that actually happened.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>All the names, locations, etc. have been changed to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. – JG *</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:arial;" ></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – HOOVER’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >Although we begin in Hoover’s bedroom, this scene is to be a montage of everyone getting read for Fall-Fest.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>On the soundtrack, “Close To Me” by the Cure plays.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Hoover stands in his boxers before his bedroom mirror and extends his arms up in a Bowie-as-Ziggy-Stardust pose with accompanying pout.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – JACKIE’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >Like Hoover, Jackie is in front of her bedroom mirror wearing a fluffy blue bathrobe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>She attempts a seductive expression while extending her shapely leg as if she were Claudette Colbert trying to flag a ride in “It Happened One Night”.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – D-MAN’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >D-Man is leaning over an oversized book on punk rock, turned to a big picture of Sid Vicious sneering.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>D-Man attempts to replicate the sneer, at one point using his hands to try to shape his mouth into the right position.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – CAITLIN’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >Caitlin sings to herself using a hand mirror, strutting around as if she were Cherie Currie, using the mirror simultaneously as an audience and microphone.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – MISERY KID’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >The Misery Kid puts on a Joy Division “Love Will Tear Us Apart” t-shirt, then looks at himself, pulls it back and forth, sighs and looks unsatisfied.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – CAITLIN’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >Caitlin puts on her black leather jacket with her back to the camera, pauses, then suddenly turns her head back as if someone called out her name.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – HOOVER’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >Hoover smoothes out his clothes and exhales very slowly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He does a fake tap-dance for a minute, then stops abruptly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He smiles – the effect is just what he was looking for.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He turns and leaves.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – MISERY KID’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >The Kid, still looking unsatisfied, throws up his hands and immediately puts on his black skeleton sweater.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He looks in the mirror, smiles, confident and satisfied.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>“Close To Me” fades from the soundtrack.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;">INTERIOR – D-MAN’S BEDROOM – DAY</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;font-size:12;" >D-Man has his bass around his neck and is playing it furiously, sneering as hard as he possibly can.</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" align="center" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 6"></span>HOOVER</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" align="center" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 5"></span>(off-screen)</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" align="center" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 4"></span>Hey, Damien!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Let’s go!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>We’re gonna </span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: normalfont-family:arial;" align="center" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 4"></span>be late!</span></span></p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%font-family:arial;" ><span 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mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">INTERIOR – NEEDLE TRAX – DAY</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style=" line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >Griffin and Hoover do the record store hunch, flipping through the racks at Needle Trax, looking for treasures.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>“Jim” sits up front at the register reading a copy of Goldmine magazine.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Find anything?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Griffin holds up James Brown’s <u>Live at the Apollo, Vol. 1</u>.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Nice!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>How much?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>10 bucks.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It’s worth it.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:2"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>No doubt.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>You?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Hoover holds up Love’s best of, “Love Revisited”.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Wait, isn’t that mostly “Forever Changes”?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I don’t own “Forever Changes”!</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Well, then, holy shit, get that!</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I will!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">They each go back to their individual flipping.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(without looking up)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>So, what do you think is going on,</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Griffin?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(also without looking up)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I don’t know, man.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Are you scared?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(pauses)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I don’t know.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Should I be?<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>(looks up)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Are you scared, Hoover?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(looks up)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah, kind of.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I’m not sure either.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It’s too</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>easy to just say that we’re being irrational</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>and it’s just a coincidence that all this is</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>happening at once.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I’ll tell you, man, it sure</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>doesn’t feel like a coincidence.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(shivers)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I know.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It definitely feels weird, like...</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>something’s wrong.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Yeah.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:2"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Like there’s no way that I could, like, prove </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>that the suicides were connected...</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim’s ears perk up at the mention of suicide.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>...and it’s not typical depressed teenager shit.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Right, but then why didn’t any of them leave</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>a note?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>I know!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>And there’s no reason why someone </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>would want Hannah dead.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>And there’s no reason</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>for Jeremy Janks to kill his whole family.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(sighs)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>It just doesn’t make sense.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Hey, I never got to ask you: did you think there </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>was something really, like, genuinely weird in </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Snakeland that day or did we just freak ourselves</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>out?</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim almost says something at “Snakeland” but stops himself.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span><span style="mso-tab-count:3"> </span>Well, you and D-Man certainly freaked yourselves</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>out.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(winces)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah, I know, but didn’t you think it was weird?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;">HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All kidding aside, it was really freaky.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>The cat fighting the rat was totally weird, </span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>especially after that dream.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Especially after that dream.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Neither says anything for a few moments.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Jim keeps looking at them.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Well, you wanna check out?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah, let’s go.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim pretends to be busy reading as Hoover and Griffin place their stacks on the counter.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>All set?</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER and GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim looks both stacks over.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Tell you what, guys: gimme 10 bucks each</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>and we’re square.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Griffin and Hoover look at each other, shrug and laugh.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER and GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Okay!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Sure!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Jim checks them both out, puts the stacks in two separate bags and hands them over.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Here you go, guys.</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>HOOVER</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Thanks!</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>GRIFFIN</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>Yeah, thanks a lot!</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">They dash out.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Jim sits alone in the empty record store.</span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span>JIM</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:5"> </span>(to himself)</span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count:4"> </span>It’s happening again.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">CUT TO:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><br /><span style=" Arial","sans-serif";font-family:";font-size:12pt;" ></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman"font-family:";font-size:12.0pt;" ><br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">fictionalmixtape.blogspot.com</div>Jason Gusmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.com2