Friday, December 2, 2011

"SNAKELAND MUST BE DESTROYED!": ALTERNATE ENDING ONE


* This is a fictionalized account of some shit that actually happened. All the names, locations, etc. have been changed to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. – JG *


ALTERNATE ENDING ONE

The gang of kids goes into Snakeland and finds the deformed kid who has been using his dark powers to murder and suicide the kids of Fallsville North. When confronted, he explains that he was jealous of what they have, of what they were able to experience that he never would. Ashamed, the deformed kid propels himself up to the “midget room” at the top of one of the silos and throws himself off, effectively killing himself. Hoover states that this will be the last one, the “last suicide...in Snakeland.” Archival footage of the destruction of the real Snakeland plays over the ending credits. FIN




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

anon cuz in case you take offence, i can hide. but big J frikkin what?!?!?

Jason Gusmann said...

mighty T (i assume) no offense taken, but i hope after all the "alternate endings" shake out it makes more sense to you. and then there's always part three!

tipota said...

oh big J i got carried away, didnt want to have it end, especially not this way